Welcome to My Website
Hello Everyone My Name is Karen
I have had enough of the daily worries of everyday life. Yes I know it comes with the territory. But as you read my pages you'll see I have just a bit too much. I was told Drama in your life makes you strong. Yea but it also give you heart burn and wrinkles!
I am willing to work for my money right now in the only way I can. You will get a gift from me with every donation.
My main goal is to live what time I have left comfortable. Without so many financial worries. Sure I will go on working on the Internet and find a job outside of my home ( If there are any to be found I have been looking )
As for living in the South. I am sick of all the un-responsible people and the Jesus and Devil crutch. I always thought that was a Joke when people said, "The Devil Made Me do It!" Nope not in the South. People don't better themselves here they wait for Jesus to show them the way. They leave it up to the Lord.
I'm sick of having Grits on my plate when I go out to eat. Grease in my vegetables. People that have bathtubs on their front lawn for their kids to use as swimming pools. Hose Pipes? Do you know what a hose pipe is? It's a Garden Hose. Do you know what a red light is? It's a traffic signal. How about Stripped? That means Stripes. My neighbor tells people she was born and breaded here. What like a chicken cutlet? Was she fried too? She say's has a High School Edumacation. That's how she has it spelt on her My space Page. Another neighbor came by on his Motorized wheel chair yelling my name. He wanted me to come out and see the ancient artifact he found down in the creek. It was a concrete bench leg. The guy next door bothers me to read his text messages for him because he can't read. Then why the hell does he have a phone with text messaging on it?
I am sick of being on my own without employment. Having my water turned off, electric disconnected, having to pay to watch TV is a joke. I want to shop in a real store. I am sick of Thrift Store. I'd like to have my hair cut and styled, nails done and a Pedicure. Not worry about paying my car insurance, or taxes on my home. I want to wear heels again before it's too late.
I don't want to cut the lawn I want & need someone to cut the lawn.
I need a kitchen I really don't have one. I have a fridge,stove and a sink but I had a fire and no insurance so I HAVE NO KITCHEN. Both my bathrooms have to be redone. The people that lived here before didn't have heat so they set a fire in the tub and melted it. That's how smart they are here. One of the bathrooms floors is rotting out and they knew it but palced a shower there and it is over the top of an old open well.
Yes I have had people here to do some of the work. A word of advice Do Not Hire Anyone off of CraigsList. I was taken for almost $8,000.00. I need to get this place fixed up so I can sell it, even if it's for a small profit and it takes a bit of time.
I have given up on finding my Knight In Shinning Armour.
I think he got caught in the rain and got rusty on me.
Men My Age are like Parking Spots, The Good Ones are Taken and The others Are Handicapped.
I don't want anymore Emotionally Handicapped Men in My Life. Had Enough been There Done That.
I want to live around people where for the most part teeth aren't a Luxury item.
Be My Hero
Help Build a Nest Egg for Me so I can take care of myself.
For every donation over $20.00 you will recieve a handmade Crochet Hat from me. Over $50.00 I will crochet you a Rag Rug.
If you have any to spare please donate it to the link below.
Thank You!
XXXOOO
PS: A Knight without the Shinning Armour would be nice also :) Must be 58 years old & up